I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
