yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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