There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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