I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
