margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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