I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
