dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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