Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Umm I'm too high to move.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She even gives head with a lisp.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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