You surviving the open bar?
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I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
this is an emotional support booty call
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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