sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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