i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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