she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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