I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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