Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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