I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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