Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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