he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
my nose is crying tears of wow.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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