rhymes with "ouble enetration"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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