i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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