brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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