what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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