you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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