Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
its liver damage thursday
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