my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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