I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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