i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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