remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
