yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
whose parrot is this?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
