"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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