brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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