i think my tv is drunk
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
