so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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