Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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