You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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