His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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