He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm at about main and main street
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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