it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
They took my balls.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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