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There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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