All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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