This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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