Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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