"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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