so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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