I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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