yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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