Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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