Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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