She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
one might say we're banned from that church
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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