Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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