So drunk, too bad you don't want this
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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