when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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