I feel like abortions should bother me more
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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