In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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