Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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