and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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