she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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