how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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