try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
