No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I have feelings that need drinking.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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