Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Can Purell be used as lube?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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